Wednesday 23 April 2008

Open the God-Damn door!!

Have you thought when waiting walk into a building how inefficient it is? No?

In a busy environment with people moving about often from one room to another, I’ve noticed one major flaw in the way people go through doors. You would have thought that this process is traumatic enough as it is, with the thought of pushing a door saying ‘pull’, or attempting to open a locked one and end up making a tit out of yourself, but it seems people like to add to the misery of it all. Go and stand by any double door and you’ll realise what I’m on about. It is with that in mind I make a plea from the bottom of my heart – open the other door! It’s in the best interest of us waiting in the rain behind.

What is the point in having two doors when everyone seems to cram through one? You’ll notice queues trying to fit through the single door even though all it takes to improve the flow through a building is to open BOTH.

I have pondered what it is which prevents people from doing it. Could it be laziness, or the thought of embarrassment? Whatever it is, something needs to be done so we don’t all end up waiting in the cold or late for a meeting.

A vicar from Brazil who went up in the air using a load of helium balloons

has gone missing – perhaps he’s gone to the big man in the sky, or perhaps he’s trying to cross to the UK and apply for immigration?

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